While cutting the grass today
a strange thing happened
a woman that lives across the road
came across the road towards me

I did not hear for I had my head phones on
while my back was turned she spoken to me
the next thing I knew
was that somebody was poking me
so shutting down the lawn mower and removed my headphones
I saw the woman across the road
hi i said
and for an hour which was just a minuet
she said to me
you never see Grey flowers

True I said
turned my back and carried on cutting the grass
so i tell you one and all
Please Keep Off  The Grass.