Here's why: “Agnes enjoyed nothing more, after a hard day's work at the abortion clinic, than to go to bed and curl up with a good ******.”

GOOBER'S PUBLIC ****** CIRCUS, starring the late George Lindsey as Goober (Gomer's cousin). Goober's *** itched somewhat horribly as Gomer married a homosexual man whom he was infatuated with in a homosexual way. Andy Griffith crapped out at the sink while rinsing out ******, while Thelma Lou watched anxiously because they were her ******.