I was eating Wheaties with Bruce Jennner when the phone rang. by 𝘚𝘶𝘻𝘢𝘯𝘯𝘢 ᴮᵉʳˡⁱⁿˢᵏʸ

Dec 2017

I was eating Wheaties with Bruce Jennner when the phone rang.

It was for Bruce. He talked for hours. "Hey Bruce!" I said, while grabbing him by the throat. "These Wheaties are really good."
I put an extra N in Jenner by mistake.

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𝘚𝘶𝘻𝘢𝘯𝘯𝘢 ᴮᵉʳˡⁱⁿˢᵏʸ Simpang Bedok, Singapore

(Simpang Bedok, Singapore)

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