Call me a Tiger (a restless stud, I think) I've got stripes around my shoulders, though Connie Pommegan probably thought I had stripes everywhere and I reminded him of drippy Fruit Stripe gum, I guess and yeah my sergeant's stripes in ROTC Come right now like a tiger like Tabien said I guess I think I'm a tiger literally (how dumb) with Smokey the Bear thrown in Tony the Tiger roars. This is probably a bore Why a tiger and a cartoon character - I guess 'cause I think I'm some sort of lovable tomcat - I don't know? This poem went nowhere.