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Dec 2017
In 1930 crooning actors Jimmie Adams (1888–1933) & Bud Jamison (1894 – 1944) performed as "The Rolling Stones." Y mas intriquΓ©: Dan Blocker never met a gall bladder surgeon who didn't **** him. [Without pain there can be no Spain.]

PIGS AT BOTTOM, of heart, chest, entrails...
Why are blondes attracted to *******?
Β Β  Furnace expert: β€œI don't care who freezes to death!”    
Β Β  Furnace expert's wife: β€œMy husband beats me in the cellar!”
Β Β  Unemployment expert: β€œI've been employed as an
unemployment expert for twenty-seven years.”
Β Β  Richard Nixon's barber: β€œSince Richard Nixon crapped out
I can't distinguish between **** roast and hind quarters.”
𝘚𝘢𝘻𝘺 π—•π—²π—Ώπ—Ήπ—Άπ—»π˜€π—Έπ˜†
(Simpang Bedok, Singapore)   
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