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Dec 2017
In 1930 crooning actors Jimmie Adams (1888โ€“1933) & Bud Jamison (1894 โ€“ 1944) performed as "The Rolling Stones." Y mas intriquรฉ: Dan Blocker never met a gall bladder surgeon who didn't **** him. [Without pain there can be no Spain.]

PIGS AT BOTTOM, of heart, chest, entrails...
Why are blondes attracted to *******?
ย ย  Furnace expert: โ€œI don't care who freezes to death!โ€ย ย ย ย 
ย ย  Furnace expert's wife: โ€œMy husband beats me in the cellar!โ€
ย ย  Unemployment expert: โ€œI've been employed as an
unemployment expert for twenty-seven years.โ€
ย ย  Richard Nixon's barber: โ€œSince Richard Nixon crapped out
I can't distinguish between **** roast and hind quarters.โ€
๐—ฆ๐˜‚๐˜‡๐˜† ๐—•๐—ฒ๐—ฟ๐—น๐—ถ๐—ป๐˜€๐—ธ๐˜†
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๐—ฆ๐˜‚๐˜‡๐˜† ๐—•๐—ฒ๐—ฟ๐—น๐—ถ๐—ป๐˜€๐—ธ๐˜†  หขโฑแตแต–แตƒโฟแต แดฎแต‰แตˆแต’แต, หขโฑโฟแตแตƒแต–แต’สณแต‰
(หขโฑแตแต–แตƒโฟแต แดฎแต‰แตˆแต’แต, หขโฑโฟแตแตƒแต–แต’สณแต‰)   
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