to utter "sorry" is to subsequently imply intentional (subconsciously in the least)... a mere oops would actually suffice to let me acknowledge: accidental intent; otherwise its intentionally "accidental" - which is the usual jargon of explaining a subconscious... accidental intent is just fine, and if it's so: it's never a matter of apology, but a startling case of shock-value blunder.*

your lack of tact invokes you to express a pardon
but nonetheless lack of heartfelt excuse by
merely implying "sorry"?
so a "sorry" implies that you're tactful
when actually being untactful in that you're
being disrespectful, and that somehow excuses
you? why should you be excused,
and if by being excused you deem
"sorry" to imply: pardon me?
      there is a grievance dialogue to be had,
but then again, you're english...
you'll sooner the "excuse" of **** than
of common congeniality before you learn
to differentiate between a knife, and a fork...
i've had enough of this posturing...
i see all englishmen as only worth
the farm-stock, ambitious, but a rabble
nonetheless...
                         a canary's breath inquiring
into the screeching echo-chamber
of a bird of prey swooping down...
what does "sorry" actually imply?
  to trivialise an affair of basic social conduct
akin to the trivial: stepping on someone's
heels...
     may i suggest: learn to grow a pair
of eyes?!
              sorry... hmm... sorry what?
sorry, hello?!
                             some people have become
so fond of grey day-to-day mannerisms,
that they've forgotten the decency of keeping
manners!
                the sort of people,
interested in telling a "good" joke...
i'm hardly interested in your sense of humour,
i find that a supposedly "good" joke
makes me cringe...
                and that a "bad" jokes
makes me a replicating chameleon of bad
language...
                      this english concept of
"sorry"...
                      which is only a word
to masquerade awkwardness...
            does me more harm, than the actual
harm inflicted does me good...
i'd rather not hear it...
                nor have the capacity of mind
to need to entertain it...
          if only the revived need for the
comic: oops!
       that i could digest!
                   sorry what?
                      why so apologetic when
in fact "supposedly" unintentional...
  and if not the "supposedly"...
then how much more courteous with a mere:
oops!
               - and to think i've transcended
the native courteous mannerisms...
and taught myself some odd, new, few others...
i can understand being polite,
but there's a time and a place,
          in the informal circumstance
of grieving a second party in a commute
environment, you don't simply
provide napkin, candles, culinary tools
and a call for supper...
              ****... writing this **** you'd
expect me to have a **** shoved up my ***...
me? i just love the courtesy
      of formal affairs of language,
written with informal hues;
or? pedant vs. the pederast.