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Dec 2017
Suspicious activities: eating eggs in a cave; storing toothpaste in your nose; washing ****** in the bird bath; telling albinos to โ€œlighten upโ€; whistling in a *******; flossing your teeth in a funeral home; selling pumpkins during Easter; using your big toe to hitch-hike.
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