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Dec 2017
If you put your uncooked dog in a park, ants will devour it, like a fly in a cauldron of rhino pudding. Don't flex your throat in a tomb, Carter did and he died eventually. ~ Here's what I would say while ******* Johnny Carson's wife. I'm ******* Johnny Carson's wife and she says, upon hearing a car pull into the driveway, β€œOh god, it's Johnny Carson!” and I say, β€œI'm getting out of here!”
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