Fall weirdly in love with weirdos! — Learn to knit with a hatchet. — Pick a nose that smells. — Become a young man of action! —  Grin and bear it. — Skin a ferret. — Waste time conversing with a parrot. — Sleep with women of merit. — Forge Granny's will to insure what you'll inherit. — Hide her gold so as not to share it. —   Jack up Hawaii to Lord over Jim Garrett (as he's got the disposition of an unnixtamalized pellagran). — These brownish titters of this chubby lass balance the front and are protectorates of rearward portions or hind quarters. — Future Gramps violate Granny! — Futuramic cramps double me up.