HOW TO DETERMINE IF YOUR MARRIAGE IS A GAY ONE: For men, ask yourself: Why does my wife have a male name? How come my wife doesn't *******? How come she's flat-chested and bearded? Why is she having digital prostate exams?

HOW TO DETERMINE IF YOUR MARRIAGE IS A GAY ONE: For women, ask yourself: Why does my husband have a female name? How come my husband menstruates? How come he's big-busted and beardless? Why is he having pap smears?