I'm looking to rent the trailer in my backyard to: felons, fugitives, the mentally deranged (especially the senile), cripples (including amputees), war veterans, dope fiends, communists, alcoholics, pornographers, abortionists, arsonists, queers, *******, aliens, gangsters, con men, parolees, mobsters & murderers. ["Senator" John Juan McCain is not a traitor to the U.S. He's a Panamanian patriot!]
   Either this pizza is bland or my tongue's not working. A benign mass is the abandoned home of a malignant clutch of diseased cells. Psychology (the study of the mind) is a false science as it links the symptoms of mental illness with factors familial, hereditary and environmental. Delusions & hallucinations are caused by a niacin-deficient thalamus (the switchboard of the brain). A thalamus so deprived will put a walking/talking man into a dream state.