Noddy just
justs ******* noddy'ing off
2 or 3 times a day

bell three rings
the locals call him
sleeps in the corner

after two or three beers
no chips please
Noddy's fat enough

Good old fat Noddy's just off
needs to go upstairs
volunteer to carry him up

**** no love him
needs to loose weight for me
he needs to dream

**** me Noddy has no friends
they all hate him
Just because no one
can carry him up the ******* stairs
Poor old nod
and the ******* stairs.