One is short of **** by a quart
   A shallow grave
   A darkened pit
   A missed chance
   A clump of ****
   One is lacking sound financial backing
   A diseased twit
   An unpopped cherry
   My unmapped nethers
   The Germans are marching
   The Hinterlands are inundated
   SURPRISE! Surgeons sell surgery!
   Squeeze my **** and watch 'em purple
   They are Bob Mitchum yellow
   Roger Ready warty
   Don Pardo annoying