She was like A well-manicured lawn He was like uncut hedges With lots of rough edges But they say that Opposites attract And they certainly do As a matter of fact
Most girls wouldn’t have Given him a chance But she liked the idea Of a romance And so they got together Promising to weather Anything that came their way Something that the inexperienced say
It’s like they say You live and learn Cos their romance Took an awful turn At first in subtle ways They couldn't discern But eventually kindling wood Will burn
It’s two years later And she hasn’t been found He’s suspected Word gets around Some swear her body’s Six feet down Buried somewhere In the ground