Wilt Chamberlain died after ******* 20,000 women while he was 7
feet tall, ******* with 1 ball in the spring & the other ball in the fall
in the years when Michael Jackson's call boys were on 24-hour call,
back when twin pack was Tupac-***-act slang in a men's room stall

   “This .50 caliber rifle will get your stuck cat down!”
   “Are you going to shoot my cat?”
   “No, but I will shoot the branch that he's stuck on which
will allow him to fall 40 feet safely to the pavement.”