I have 5 kittens: 1 blond, 2 tuxedos (black & white), 2 calicoes (black, white & brown). Taking care of them makes my ******* tender & sore. I'm rubbing ****** cream on them now. They love it. Kittens love it when you rub ****** cream on them. I was giving them seltzer water but it gave them chronic diarrhea so I stopped.  Winter's around the corner and Daddy needs a fur coat. I shall allow the kittens to keep enough cat hide to live meaningfully-productive cat lives; to camp near amusement parks & to go on ski vacations.