Greetings from Unalaska where it's colder than a well-digger's *** whose best tattoo is that of a 2-headed pink cobra slithering out of the right eye socket of a blood-dripping-horned skull of Adolf ****** as it chomps down on a bald-headed, legless ***** ****** who's got a gammadion cross tattooed betwixt his eyes like Charles Manson.