I was standing in line for soup when someone threatened me with a knife. It reminded me of the time when I was standing in line for knives when someone threatened me with soup. I burn my underpants in defiance of your laws queen Liz & Phil, because Ireland wants her freedom, not a queer night's thrill. Of course, Lizzy, wenches are notoriously inept concerning such  things. Prince Phil, your gender fluidity makes green peeing freely a hard-luck choice. Women find wealth ****. Try changing your name for a week. Instead of being Myron Boorkowski, be Myron Walmart or Myron General Motors. Let us remember fondly our big, brave soldiers fighting for our personal freedoms in rich, oil-producing, gold-hoarding Arab nations that hate our personal freedoms a lot.