You cut down my tree with a hatchet. I hate you. Happy birthday. Prepare to die! by 𝘚𝘶𝘻𝘺 𝘉𝘦𝘳𝘭𝘪𝘯𝘴𝘬𝘺

Nov 2017

You cut down my tree with a hatchet. I hate you. Happy birthday. Prepare to die!

"There are millions of delicious chicks and we can't **** 'em all," said Averell Harriman just before he crapped out. [Let's forget "The Crédit Mobilier Scandal of 1872" for now.]

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𝘚𝘶𝘻𝘺 𝘉𝘦𝘳𝘭𝘪𝘯𝘴𝘬𝘺

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