One autumn day on a stroll to the cigar shop I sought out dead leaves on the sidewalk and stepped on them for that satisfying potato chip crunch. A little boy, who stood with his parents near the entrance of a restaurant, stared at my peculiar walking style, with squinted eyes and a crinkled nose as if I were crazy.
After picking up a 60 gauge acid, I stood on the corner to light up. That's when I saw the same family walking in my direction, and that **** kid purposely stepped on every dried leaf he could find for that satisfying potato chip crunch.
I blew a large cloud of smoke as they approached, so that kid would know he was being watched. My only hope is that he learned there's often a world of difference between what we observe and what we experience first hand.