Aw crap, I mean fins. No wait, fence. Fences! Do you wanna be fronds? You know, you and me. Just a couple palm fronds, floating down the pond.
Wait, that's not right. Ponds don't have currents. No, see the problem is I don't currently have any frans. I don't even know a Fran! Do you? Not even a Francis? Ha, we have so much in common. Let's be Frances!