After a chain saw-owning neighbor's travel plans become known to you the time is ripe for chain saw theft. Swatches of eavesdropped titbits that'll come in handy: βI'm going to Chicago to **** ******* for the weekendβ and βI'll be ******* greasers in Loredo on SimΓ³n BolΓvar Day.β Such info let's you know the best time to steal his chain saw. After his chain saw is safely in your possession you MUST paint it. When the neighbor returns and asks: βHave you seen my ******* chain saw?β You ask: βWhat ******* color is it?β He says: β******* red.β And you reply: βYou're ******* out of ******* luck because the one I got is ******* primer black...Oh,β you caution with neighborly concern as he moves in for a closer look, βdon't touch it because the ******* paint is still wet.β