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𝒮𝓊𝓏𝓎 𝐵𝑒𝓇𝓁𝒾𝓃𝓈𝓀𝓎
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Nov 2017
I was eating Wheaties with Bruce Jennner when the phone rang.
It was for Bruce. He talked for hours. "Hey Bruce!" I said, while grabbing him by the throat. "These Wheaties are really good." I put an extra N in Jenner by mistake.
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