I was eating Wheaties with Bruce Jennner when the phone rang. by 𝑷𝒐𝒍𝒂 𝘉𝘦𝘳𝘭𝘪𝘯𝘴𝘬𝘺

Nov 2017

I was eating Wheaties with Bruce Jennner when the phone rang.

It was for Bruce. He talked for hours. "Hey Bruce!" I said, while grabbing him by the throat. "These Wheaties are really good." I put an extra N in Jenner by mistake.

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𝑷𝒐𝒍𝒂 𝘉𝘦𝘳𝘭𝘪𝘯𝘴𝘬𝘺 ˢⁱᵐᵖᵃⁿᵍ ᴮᵉᵈᵒᵏ, ˢⁱⁿᵍᵃᵖᵒʳᵉ

(ˢⁱᵐᵖᵃⁿᵍ ᴮᵉᵈᵒᵏ, ˢⁱⁿᵍᵃᵖᵒʳᵉ)

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