Be brutally enthralled by my caustical wit & aggressive manner. Chew on my figs & climb my broken ladder.
“Turn off the gas valves. I'm coming home in a wiener truck!”
   “Alright, I'll have your guns loaded & *****-trapped to **** you.”
   “Thanks Marge. I'm probably going to change my ****** orientation 17 times between here & Monroeville.”
   “Sounds good. Eat a chipmunks that looks like me.”
   “I will.”