You used to be my bestie
We used to stay for the resties
Then a simple little accident
You made your master stunt
I tell you that it slipped
And you tell everyone I'm a little *****
Now you twisted and turned your story
To make me seem a little pervy
Something from you I wouldn't expect
But then again what should I suspect
All you do is make everything big
Even when it wasn't intended to begin
Now all I say is I'm sorry
But you go on a lying spree
But I've worked too hard to give in
To all the pain you put me in
So now I'm saying goodbye
To you and all your lies