☆ ☼ ☂ ☺ ☹☆ ☼ ☂ ☺ ☹☆ ☼ ☂ ☺ ☹☆ ☼ ☂ ☺ ☹☆ ☼ ☂ ☺ ☹ I felt so very much alone at Dairy Queen till the hot ice cream girly girl cried, "Easy lover boy while I relieve the tension in your bone." I shall always dimly remember my whorish girlfriend's lard ***-end especially when, to pick up her stolen Suzuki keys, she had to bend over in a ghetto crack house where we squatted like gay Democrats