while cutting my hedge today
it was made plain to me
that people say
what do they do not think
see below examples 1 2 3

1...    young girl not no bigger than my hip

her... mister what you doing?

me... just cutting this hedge

her... why?

Me... Needs doing

at that she went off
like a rocket down the road
dragging a little dog
on the end of a peace of string


I wiped my running nose and cut on

2... next was jack rabbit as he known

him... young man what are you doing

me... Just cutting this hedge Jack

him... dose the council know

me... this private owned property Jack

at that he road off
on his harley motor scooter
prabulater,   at a stunning 3 miles per hour

3... then there was a woman whom I call Goul
good looking women lives e across a road
rides up on a bicycle

her... what are you doing

me... just cutting this ******* hedge

her... there is no need to swear at me

buttocks slipping on that saddle
she just road off