Cheese & rice Jesus Christ; Jesus please us; Jesus, He's us, ergo: No matter how smart we believe ourselves to be: a 3-pound Human brain is inadequate to the task of fathoming the universe. That's why: Shoplifting a sheet of plywood is impossible as concealing it in your trousers expands the shape of your *** to four feet by eight feet. That's why: I.Q. tests are for people stupid enough to let the government grade the worth of their intellects. I've only reciprocated against the **** congregants haunting Internet poetry venues.