Sun shined upon the sleepy town of 6,000,000. It was just another morning for the multi-talented Crap Lewis. Carefully or leisurely he rose from bed as not to waken either of the 2 extraordinarily young & desirably naked women sandwiching him. He was a man's man, a scholar & gentleman & never used the words **** or ******, ex.: I can't ****, I'm a ******. How many ******* did you ****?
   Hungry for news **** Lewis opened the newspaper. “Hmm,”
he spat, “looks like there's been another ****** uprising!”
   5 o'clock Crap hires an executive jet to fly his **** to Bahrain. 9 a.m. next day Crap takes nap. Noon: Crap bones British princess.