General Tso. The staple of the community First we liked hot sauce. Then we liked fried chicken. Now we liked them married together I mean, marinated together.
General Tso’s Chicken. It is what is on every kids lips When he goes to certain restaurants. But I wonder about this General Tso If he could be real. He can’t be real. Because I heard he fed his General Tso’s Chicken To his men. And that is how they named it. I thought, then he must be a turncoat. Judas Iscariot as general. Because there is no way anyone can fight With General Tso’s Chicken in them.
You don’t feel like taking up arms. You feel like putting your arms down. To lie down and sleep As the enemy is charging. And as soon as you finish eating You feel hungry again. I guess General Tso did his job. The question is, for which side?