Trouser wearers and shorts lovers.
We must put aside our differences.
To fight a new abomination.
Or rather, an old evil in a new form.
This is the male romper.
It almost pains me to say it.
Male and romper in the same breath.
It makes the breath stink.
This isn’t fashion it is from the underworld.
How are you supposed to conduct your male business?
You would have to risk it all
For a bathroom presentation.
To be caught would be awkward
But also justice well deserved.
For wearing the romper
And not thinking of the consequences.
Speaking of consequences, look at the colors!

If you are brave
And don't want your eyes to be corrupted.
Colors which should not be found on anyone.
Colors which say, I don’t have to make bail.
My dad is a lawyer.
It may say that but I would not be caught dead in it.
Speaking of which, I would not even want to be buried in it.
The only use for a romper is to burned.
Then it could be used to actually keep someone warm.