“How long did it take you to gather the turds to build this house?”
“Four years. The first year I was working with the small **** output of a 6-pound mongrel. I calculated that at the rate he produced turds, it would take 97 years to have all the turds needed for a 1-story D.T.H.”
“D.T.H.?”
“Dog **** house.”
“You were saying?”
“Yes, anyway, I knew that I needed more turds and to get them I would need bigger dogs that shat more expansively.”
“That makes sense.”