Chico chihuahua's perspective on me: he feeds me cheese & kills my fleas. My problems are our problems. We pan-lovers must nonstick together!!! I'll be there, when I'm not somewhere else, as soon as I turn 18! You say that now but what about later when you're eating garbage at the dump? My neighbor's a huge lesbian bisexual gay trans-******. He weighs 400 pounds. ***** makes my thrill-hammer numb. I'm inching my way toward a "pantastical" tomorrow! What's the most embarrassing question that you might ask an Aussie who's shopping for ******? Are you going to use it "down under"? Gee ****, where've you been? I've searched every contiguous state except Maryland! When I say "I'm here" I mean that I support you (not in any meaningful way & especially not financially, of course). I'm here to help you. You know that now. Do not play coy with me Missy Cockwad! ~ "What do you see Paula Cockwad?" ~ "I see John Lennon roasting like the former Penelope Cockwad in the fiery bowels of eternal hell." ~ "Is there no redemption for the complacent?" ~ "I should think never." ~ "Might I not fall back into favor with the Lord's fair blessing?" ~ "No."