One day I'll soak myself in peppermint oil &  when people ask if I have a hernia  I'll say, hey, what's up with prying into my personal affairs & to my Canadian friends: you hoser! On another day, while camping @ an ocean-side camp, I'll wake each morning holding myself & humming. My hot-*** woman will ask: Hey what's with the humming? & I'll say: Keep your nose out of my business & that way you'll live for a longer period of time.