That Happy Little Dachshund Dance

All dachshunds dance their days in happiness
And shake their bodies, tails, and ears about
And thank their humans every doggie day
With puppy kisses and yappings of joy:

          For cats to chase, for beds to muss
          For grassy lawns on which to play
          Hoovers to bark – oh, what a fuss!
          And your pillow at the end of day

For dogs still live in Eden, and that is why
All dachshunds dance their days in happiness