Richard Simmons celebrated Disney "gay day" by eating tulip salad. "Sure, my penectomy smarted a bit. Whose wouldn't?" Said Richard just before he vomitedย ย down Bruce Jenner's tube top. Queen Elizabeth shared her beauty secrets with Albanian news hounds: "I eat 17 meals a day when my kidneys aren't working."
When she wasn't infectin' mayors wirh V.D. as Florence Henderson she was ******* naked on the cut backs of horse sense lender men whose oral contracts imparted a back-alley-*****-tense fender bend along with milk-shook mamas behind purรฉeing a core blender trend along with milk-shaken sisters behind purรฉeing a sore blender trend underneath creamed-up sailors above purรฉeing a porch tender mend while Carol Brady was no more ****-like than Florence Henderson 'cause it'd be a Brady day to be a **** just like Florence Henderson It's a nice day to be a homosexual when Mexicans are mexi-textural The terror of ****** *** wart's cruder than pleading in county court where bi-homosexy *** snake handlers milk *** snakes by the quart under citations ***** v. Whitey or ***** v. ******* for short "It's a great day to be a homosexual!" 1st Earl David Beatty giggled as a he-man whose *** change surgical extract like a worm wiggled on beta-baited hooks to snaggle your superior stylistical pig girl old below her belly button in the clever tract where she flags a curl fold that ****** counterward to a tsaristical Skoptsy "lesser seal" of total ****** avulsation to a "greater seal" of penectomized ****** ablation that emasculated not movie-makin' Fritzes: Lang, Rasp & Schmuck whose women were oiled for hot nights of ****** ****** *******
My chihuahua's biting is just his way of telling me that I need to be bit. Am I a man? Am I a mouse? You know you are a terrorist when your neighbors set their clocks to the routine phone-in bomb threats that you make to the court house.
CONVERSATION WITH A NOODLE ("Hey noodle.") ~ I met my beautiful lover at a concert featuring Timmy & The Trans-sexuals. My sweet baby was dressed in a bikini, so I knew that she wasn't a *******. She wasn't sure about me because I had left my bikini at home in my bikini drawer. "Wanna go on a picnic or something?" I asked. "Sure," she said just moments before her leather bikini bottom swelled too much in anticipation of free picnic food. "Hey, just a minute!" I exclaimed. ย ย Half ****** maiden beauty just washed & de-loused. Age 20. Gentle ringlet hair texture, small *****, orthopaedically strong, speaks basic English, no known diseases. Will trade for storm windows. Let's make a deal!