Scab-badge people with baggage eat cabbage in the clap-&-crab age
only to worship a charismatically-self-anointed by Christ, drab sage
My flaxen-tressed princess, let us meet where we won't be trampled
by Jo's pig herds, in South Africa where ******* make more *******
with the ½-best-ever versions of hemi-bald-leg-length quick ******
I studied all Saturday night, and I got no sleep and I got no rest, just
to pass a freaking 1 dollar ***** analysis Dollar Tree pregnancy test
'cause my virginity's doubted by bums who've ****** me undressed
because my virginity is proven by Yankee sailors who **** me best
because my purity's unknown to sailors who'd ****** me unpressed
as my purity's prized by truckers who have reamed me unimpressed