I'm here today & then I'm dead tomorrow, and the day after that too
'cause I'm paying myself back for the attention that I heaped on you
& my pet **** & dead Farrah Fawcett & the Liggett Vector Group,
under a leaky spigot, over the qualms of a black-chick-loving bigot,
in these desperate times when I must Mickey Mouse & ****** rig it
I'll sexually harass your *** till my tongue turns a pretty color Betty
'cause I'm tongue-tied & wet & more alive than ***-wipe Tom Petty
You kicked at my ****** & missed & you laughed like a loon until
I shoved a hand grenade up your **** & you blew up like a raccoon
There's no old legal precedent for you to sue because you knew and
I knew that you knew, 3 hours on ice would turn your pink *** blue