Before death let us do our best work to **** everyone who ain't dead
to stop Arthur "Two Sheds" Jackson from buying a 3rd garden shed
for Saint John's Day masonical ***-wipes who are crazy in the head
while Satanical queers Asiatical eat greedily Christians they are fed
as Christianical blood-drives zap anemical parishioners overly bled
'Tis nicer on God's flat Kingdom that globe composites orbit unsaid
into ears that hear Satan's Templar texts that are better heard unread
to avert calamitous catastrophes & catastrophical calamities instead
among ****** bedridden with venereal diseases that keep 'em abed
under the fanatical stress of breakin' Holy God's cherry nuns *****
that did nothing to stop Mrs. Drysdale from ******* old Uncle Jed
as over a snow bank'd plow a Firestone Winterforce tire snow tread
in a spanking-*** way to slide over raked-cheeks of plasma-pink red
to acknowledge a disgusted Fred Lesbian changing his name to Ted
with nary a ***** for pock-arsed Miss Jane to flee after granny fled
to satisfy a *****'s mattress-wide demand for a spread-eagle spread
in the wake of cruel melancholia that dogs ponces into a blue dread
under a cloud of ritual ****** that yanks a john like woollen thread
through a nudely-**** baker's apron as she nudely bakes **** bread