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Oct 2017
Yes, now, by following my instructions, you can live in London for $5/wkly. Things there aren’t extremely expensive. It's like Tokio w/o the hot ***-girl factor factored in. First & most important rule: DO NOT BUY ANYTHING! For food, take on one of those wild Hollywood movie-star diets. For lodging: sleep @ the bus depot, use a rolled-up jacket as a pillow. For bathing, you’ll have to use public facilities: wet a paper towel & apply hand-washing soap & scrub away. Romantic encounters? Yes, even they are possible in London on 71 cents a day. WARNING: Do not date another loser who’s making it in London on $5 a week.
𝘚𝘢𝘻𝘺 π—•π—²π—Ώπ—Ήπ—Άπ—»π˜€π—Έπ˜†
(Simpang Bedok, Singapore)   
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