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Oct 2017
Yes, now, by following my instructions, you can live in London for $5/wkly. Things there arenโ€™t extremely expensive. It's like Tokio w/o the hot ***-girl factor factored in. First & most important rule: DO NOT BUY ANYTHING! For food, take on one of those wild Hollywood movie-star diets. For lodging: sleep @ the bus depot, use a rolled-up jacket as a pillow. For bathing, youโ€™ll have to use public facilities: wet a paper towel & apply hand-washing soap & scrub away. Romantic encounters? Yes, even they are possible in London on 71 cents a day. WARNING: Do not date another loser whoโ€™s making it in London on $5 a week.
๐—ฆ๐˜‚๐˜‡๐˜† ๐—•๐—ฒ๐—ฟ๐—น๐—ถ๐—ป๐˜€๐—ธ๐˜†
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๐—ฆ๐˜‚๐˜‡๐˜† ๐—•๐—ฒ๐—ฟ๐—น๐—ถ๐—ป๐˜€๐—ธ๐˜†  หขโฑแตแต–แตƒโฟแต แดฎแต‰แตˆแต’แต, หขโฑโฟแตแตƒแต–แต’สณแต‰
(หขโฑแตแต–แตƒโฟแต แดฎแต‰แตˆแต’แต, หขโฑโฟแตแตƒแต–แต’สณแต‰)   
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