{Like the ******* mafia that killed Jesus!} Once the ******* mafia got its act together way back with Jesus kicking up sand it seemโd time, to the Diegos of the day, to put to sleep the Jesus business. The so-called Roman Empire was an early rendering of the mafia we know & love today. Like a brillo pad or a ****** head, the mafia manages its affairs with scrubbing action, abrading any resistance with the clarity of a bullet. Theyโre like every ******* movie: family-life is so important yet theyโd shoot their brothers between the eyes.