“Who’s banging pans?”
   “It’s me: your boyfriend.”
   “Boyfriend?”
   “Yes. I’m your pan-banging boyfriend!"; “Okay, then, let’s
have some pan-banging!” The pan-banging continued for days
till my pan-banging boyfriend fell, his pan-banged hands
swollen & red & completely useless.
   “My God! My boyfriend’s incapacitated!” It’s time to
move on & into an excitingly-new relationship. “Take a
hike you pan-banged freak!