I may be getting old.......But..

..I prefer..

To talk a while..to wine and dine and take my time.
But she just opened up and said,
"I like you lots,let's go to bed"
And though I thought her rather scrumptious
Another thought was to presumptuous.

These modern girls..
..no longer with their hair in curls or wearing rather dainty dresses..
..are more likely to have shorn their tresses.
Instead of heels they're wearing bovver boots and smoking dark cheroots..

I really do despair.

However.
I said,
"yes"