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to tear the fabric of chastity & virginity at ****** laundries in malls
Here sinks the above into the below as a **** against Niagara Falls
who hoarsely engages in horse-play with horses in their horse stalls
whereat oats, yellow corn & grain are mixed into a poison like ricin
to **** an ear-chewing ******* known as tattooed ****** Mike Tyson
who spreads on Holyfield's nig buns thicky a crunchy peanut butter
like might a **** lumber jack romancing a raunchy tree-cut brother
squirming during prison-yard love on bunch-free Shreveport clutter