Submit your work, meet writers and drop the ads. Become a member
Oct 2017
"**** a biker, go to jail" applies to roller skaters too. Daddy, can we swing from power lines and go seal hunting with land mines?โ€*

ย ย  *
Why does your car bounce like a ****** when you're speeding through ****** town? My trips through ****** town are no ******'s business. Sorry, I didn't mean to pry. That's alright, but if you do it again I'll scratch your eyes out like a ****** I love because I know that you're ******-baiting for fun! You're so beautiful, just like a trip in my neighbor's Passat to Titusville (*** to ***). Since I haven't eaten dog, I just eat what my dog eats. It's a shame that Vietnam is one of the few places where dogs are eaten, given the fact that dogs are delicious. I have the strength, & resolve, of 10 vampires & 27 zombies for real. Kแบฟt, not yet...Ma's car's ready @ Ike's. It's 8:38 A.M. here for now. Brave be, brave be me on the Earth's platter of mindful contemplation, standardization, centralization, concentration & synchronization of 8 inches of curvature per mile squared. Yeah, right! ~ This offers hope when I'm seizure blue: โ€œThe key word during the gynecologic examination is 'relax'; you may hear it several times. The ****** is a muscular *****, and if the muscles are tense, a difficult and uncomfortable examination is inevitable.โ€ โ€” from p. 248 ofย ย Aging Well by James F. Fries, M.D., 1989
๐—ฆ๐˜‚๐˜‡๐˜† ๐—•๐—ฒ๐—ฟ๐—น๐—ถ๐—ป๐˜€๐—ธ๐˜†
Written by
๐—ฆ๐˜‚๐˜‡๐˜† ๐—•๐—ฒ๐—ฟ๐—น๐—ถ๐—ป๐˜€๐—ธ๐˜†  หขโฑแตแต–แตƒโฟแต แดฎแต‰แตˆแต’แต, หขโฑโฟแตแตƒแต–แต’สณแต‰
(หขโฑแตแต–แตƒโฟแต แดฎแต‰แตˆแต’แต, หขโฑโฟแตแตƒแต–แต’สณแต‰)   
76
 
Please log in to view and add comments on poems