I had to beat them off with sticks. It distresses me a lot. Many kindly women can't whistle naturally because of the stick-beatings that they deserved from me and got without cost or obligation.

Folks in his vicinity speak of  the sweetness that was Andy Griffith,
while syrupy slurries define what ***** Emil Brach's candy myth is*
*after the 3 centuries lost to Heribert Illig's phantom time hypothesis