A lady I know from not long ago
is mad as madder can be
she likes a good drink
and kicks up a stink
when Gordon's is empty ...I say

Now when your up north
be careful of course that somewhere
is where she does live
but don't be that hard she has to come south
to London or wee gay parasii

a line she can write not bad with her sight
as painting is where she should be
it comes from the heart such canvass
pure heart
her passion and love of the sea

My friend from up there is a giggle
and rear but that what it all in about
so raise a big glass and shout eh me lass
me mucker lets have a big cheers