I expected my fifth lesbian experience to be affirming as the 5th of 5-in-a-row constitutes odd-numbered behavior, though not odd by lesbian numerology as I would learn by Tuesday. As everybody knows, or will, lesbians come in several types (for a person who typesets text). These types I cannot distinguish any better than a podiatrist can tell a kidney stone from a gall stone or a gall stone from a Rolling Stone. Bill Cosby learned from Jimmy Swaggart that teary-eyed confessions on film last forever. Never testify for the media. The 21st-century Jimmy Swaggart offers more storage space than Argentina! A swaggerin' Jimmy don't never ever brags about: being a 5-year-vaginal-yeast-infection survivor; being a 7-year-vaginal-yeast-infection survivor.