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Sep 2017
Ch. 1 : โ€œOf course I don't like war, but Mexico is asking for it...โ€
My left knee hurt and I knew that I'd need left-knee surgery when I returned to the palace. Fortunately my mother, who is the queen of England, wasn't home so I hung my ****** on the throne to air out. It was just 2 minutes later when the red phone rang: โ€œMexico has dropped a couple of nuclear H bombs on Pakistan.โ€; โ€œ*******!โ€ I exclaimed. I immediately contacted central command. โ€œThis is the prince of England! I want 70,000 soldiers dispatched to Mexico right now!!!โ€; โ€œYes sir!โ€ Said the guy on the other end.

Ch. 2 : Cindy's *** puckered like a strangled duck unused to French bread dough. โ€œDid you order the attack on Mexico?โ€ She asked.
ย ย  โ€œYes I did Cindy. As prince of England I see it as my duty.โ€
ย ย  โ€œI love you,โ€ Cindy said, โ€œmore than I love God.โ€
ย ย  โ€œThanks Cindy, but I'm not God, I'm only the prince of England.โ€

Ch. 3 : โ€œRoyal Duties Beyond the Horizonโ€
My attack on Mexico saved billions of lives in Pakistan and the king of Pakistan knew it. He called me as soon as he could.
ย ย  โ€œPlease your royal, highly-worshiped Prince of England,โ€ he began, โ€œaccept the gratitude of the people of Paskistan for what you have done to save them from being killed by Mexicans.โ€
ย ย  โ€œYou're welcome,โ€ I said. โ€œI was simply doing my job as prince of England. Let's pray that Mexico has learned her lesson.โ€

Ch. 4 : โ€œMexico Apologizesโ€
It didn't take long for el presidente of Mexico to see the error of his ways. In a letter sent to me from the president's house in Mexico City, the president wrote: Dear Prince of England: I'm so sorry for dropping a couple ofย ย nuclear H bombs on Pakistan the other day. I don't know why I did it. I promise Sir Royal Prince of England that I won't ever do it again. Please forgive me. I am really sorry.
~ Sincerely, the president of Mexico

Ch. 5 : โ€œApology Acceptedโ€
As the prince of England I know that nobody's perfect, not even the president of Mexico. I accepted his apology on behalf of the people of Pakistan whom the president of Mexico had dropped a couple ofย ย nuclear H bombs on several days ago.๏ปฟ
๐‘ท๐’๐’๐’‚ ๐˜‰๐˜ฆ๐˜ณ๐˜ญ๐˜ช๐˜ฏ๐˜ด๐˜ฌ๐˜บ
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๐‘ท๐’๐’๐’‚ ๐˜‰๐˜ฆ๐˜ณ๐˜ญ๐˜ช๐˜ฏ๐˜ด๐˜ฌ๐˜บ  หขโฑแตแต–แตƒโฟแต แดฎแต‰แตˆแต’แต, หขโฑโฟแตแตƒแต–แต’สณแต‰
(หขโฑแตแต–แตƒโฟแต แดฎแต‰แตˆแต’แต, หขโฑโฟแตแตƒแต–แต’สณแต‰)   
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