Ch. 1 : โOf course I don't like war, but Mexico is asking for it...โ My left knee hurt and I knew that I'd need left-knee surgery when I returned to the palace. Fortunately my mother, who is the queen of England, wasn't home so I hung my ****** on the throne to air out. It was just 2 minutes later when the red phone rang: โMexico has dropped a couple of nuclear H bombs on Pakistan.โ; โ*******!โ I exclaimed. I immediately contacted central command. โThis is the prince of England! I want 70,000 soldiers dispatched to Mexico right now!!!โ; โYes sir!โ Said the guy on the other end.
Ch. 2 : Cindy's *** puckered like a strangled duck unused to French bread dough. โDid you order the attack on Mexico?โ She asked. ย ย โYes I did Cindy. As prince of England I see it as my duty.โ ย ย โI love you,โ Cindy said, โmore than I love God.โ ย ย โThanks Cindy, but I'm not God, I'm only the prince of England.โ
Ch. 3 : โRoyal Duties Beyond the Horizonโ My attack on Mexico saved billions of lives in Pakistan and the king of Pakistan knew it. He called me as soon as he could. ย ย โPlease your royal, highly-worshiped Prince of England,โ he began, โaccept the gratitude of the people of Paskistan for what you have done to save them from being killed by Mexicans.โ ย ย โYou're welcome,โ I said. โI was simply doing my job as prince of England. Let's pray that Mexico has learned her lesson.โ
Ch. 4 : โMexico Apologizesโ It didn't take long for el presidente of Mexico to see the error of his ways. In a letter sent to me from the president's house in Mexico City, the president wrote: Dear Prince of England: I'm so sorry for dropping a couple ofย ย nuclear H bombs on Pakistan the other day. I don't know why I did it. I promise Sir Royal Prince of England that I won't ever do it again. Please forgive me. I am really sorry. ~ Sincerely, the president of Mexico
Ch. 5 : โApology Acceptedโ As the prince of England I know that nobody's perfect, not even the president of Mexico. I accepted his apology on behalf of the people of Pakistan whom the president of Mexico had dropped a couple ofย ย nuclear H bombs on several days ago.๏ปฟ