“Direct me to your Christmas goodies, rat bag!” /// You wouldn't dare to change a thing as it would cause a tear in the fabric of time. To alter the slightest factor in the lifespan of a bus driver would disrupt public transport. Lynching causes loss of bowel control, spanking does not. Rabid heterophobia makes queers the flittish enemies of normal people, in the scary water, furry dog body o' mangy-mutt things.*
   *There are truth serums that bring out the truth in truthful people. Small lesbians fit into small coffins. Michael Landon, as Little Joe on Bonanza, sustained 19 wounds: 18 bullets & 1 arrow (through the chest). He suffered no permanent damage.